Chocolate Vulvas for Reproductive Justice
Diversity comes in all flavors! We've got peppermint, caramelized or divine dark chocolate. Rabble-Rouser is donating $1 per Chocolate Vulva sold to organizations on the frontline of the fight for reproductive justice and abortion access. The organization we are currently supporting, The Afiya Center is a Reproductive Justice Organization in North Texas founded and directed by Black Womxn. "At TAC we are transforming the lives, health, and overall well-being of Black Womxn and girls by providing refuge, education, and resources; we act to ignite the communal voices of Black Womxn resulting in our full achievement of reproductive freedom."
Complete with an educational collectors card designed by Dutch illustrator Hilde Atalanta of The Vulva Gallery in collaboration with our Chocolate Vulva campaign, these beautiful confections are great for the office (well, most offices), friends, and wedding or baby showers; for women, men, girls, and everyone.
Collect all 8 and spread the VulvaLution!
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Exactly what I expected
Great message - spot-on mold - delicious chocolate! Perfection. Thanks!

A dark chocolate vulva--what's not to like?
Delicious, and a happy surprise for the women in my life, and some amused embarrassment on the part of the one elderly male recipient.

Perfect Vulva
The chocolate vulvas are fun, anatomically correct, and delicious.

For a good cause, too!
Perfect gift for my adult daughters!

Love these!
I love these! I’m a professional sex coach and bought them in all flavors both for teaching and as gifts for clients. Makes learning delicious!!!










Vermont Granola
Rabble-Rouser's Vermont granola is handmade in small batches, right here in Montpelier. Maple-sweetened with a touch of cinnamon and loaded with walnuts, almonds, and hazelnuts, it's the best breakfast on the planet. Available in 22-oz family bag and 5-lb bulk packaging: a size for everyone!
Ingredients - thick rolled oats, maple syrup, sunflower oil, walnuts, almonds, hazelnuts, sunflower seeds, cinnamon, pure vanilla extract, sea salt
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Best Granola Ever
My favorite granola since first introduced to it many years ago. Now friends and family are fans and order it to.

Best Granola ANYWHERE
No other granola compares to this one! Just the right combination of sweet, not too sweet, crunchy but not “break your teeth” crunchy. And the perfect amount of almonds and walnuts. Every other brand is just a disappointment.

Awesome new find!
The granola is so good as well as your dark chocolate. The Coffee toffee is to die far. The biggest surprise was the Pistashio toffee you sent me. A "lil sussi" the Cajun french saying meaning a little something special was fabulous. Will definitely be in my next order. Y'all rock
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excellent choice!! thank you so much! waiting for your next order..

A superabundance of sweet delight
I eat this granola everyday now. It makes me happy. So delicious and jam-packed with nuts. Perfectly sweetened with maple.
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Good to know that our granola makes you happy. you are welcome to come by and grab more when you run out of stocks!. Thank you!

Nutting better!
Hands down the best granola there is. Reminds me of the granola my mom would make but 100x better! We were card-carrying frequent buyers at the shop in Middlesex. Covid and a change in our regular travels make trips that way less frequent so now we enjoy our granola through the mail which always comes so fast and with a delightful note and sometimes a surprise. We’ll never stray!
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Thank you so much!




Box of Assorted Truffles
This delightful assortment of Rabble-Rouser truffles includes cocoa, dulcey, raspberry, and hazelnut varieties, all handmade with local Vermont organic cream, fresh from the farm.
We recommend eating them within 20 days for optimal freshness, as no preservatives are used. Ingredients:
Dark Chocolate Truffle: cocoa, sugar, organic Vermont cream. Garnish: organic cocoa powder
Raspberry Dark Chocolate Truffle: cocoa, sugar, organic freeze-dried raspberries, organic Vermont cream. Garnish: organic raspberry dust
Creamy Hazelnut Truffle: gianduja (Italian hazelnut praline), organic Vermont cream, dark chocolate, hazelnut, cocoa, sugar. Garnish: toasted filbert
Dulcey Truffle: carmelized French chocolate, cocoa, sugar, organic Vermont cream. Garnish: sea salt crystals
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Sweets for the sweet
Your ordering system worked for us. We had to change the destination, and we talked with actual people who managed to do that.

Scrumptious!
Really enjoyed these truffles, especially the raspberry flavor. These were packed & shipped promptly, too. .
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Awesome! It's good to know that you enjoyed our truffles especially the raspberry! Hope you can also try the rest of our handcrafted chocolate confections. Thank you so much!

delightful mix of truffles
Loved the truffles. It was the perfect mix of flavors. The family enjoyed them.
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awesome! I hope you can also try the rest of our products and let your family enjoyed once more!!


Beautiful gift for Valentine's Day
Lovely gift for Valentine's Day. My special someone was quite pleased! ;-)
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I know the feeling! Thank you so much!

Yum!
Each of these were perfect! Package well. Unique but classic flavors. Perfect way to celebrate Valentine's Day.
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Thank you so much! i hope you can also try the rest of our product just for a daily treat! See you again soon!






Case of Bernie Bars
Just a tad salty. Good to the core. That's our beloved Bernie Bar!
Dark chocolate with a liberal amount of sea salt. We ensure a high wage to cocoa farmers through this incredibly high-quality chocolate. Bernie would approve! Coarse sea salt flakes add the perfect edge to this luscious 70% chocolate delight. Stock up on Bernie Bars for yourself or give to friends of all political persuasions.
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Wonderful!
I was sold on these chocolates just by the packaging! When I actually bit into them, I found they were indeed 'liberally salted'. Oh my! I'm a big fan of milk chocolate (in my pre-vegan days), so the salt made the dark chocolate more tolerable and even delicious in my opinion. Other folks who I had try the bar (who like dark chocolate generally) thought it was too heavily salted. They said they couldn't appreciate the chocolate taste because the salt was overpowering. Regardless, the packaging is what sold me on these bars! The perfect Christmas gift for all my friends and family this year!

Great product and Bernie - win-win!
Love the dark chocolate/salt combo that pairs well with Bernie and the Union Made label.

Super Product
Everyone loved the taste. Great product.
Delightful texture and delicious flavor make this bar perfect in every way.
From the simple packaging (which has a lovely hand feel and opens elegantly) to the refreshingly salty Bernie supporting chocolate, this bar is worth your time and money. My neighborhood co-op in MN got a few bars and I'm pretty certain my husband and I bought the whole lot to share with family once we'd experienced our first bar.
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Thanks for your review, Lisa, and for enjoying our chocolates. Glad you love your case of Bernie Bars!
These bars, like Bernie...ROCK!
Holy Vermont cow! I can't believe no one has reviewed these awesome bars yet! I ordered a case a while back and they were sooooo yummy. Just the ticket for anyone who loves the combination of salty and sweet....a perfect blend!




Maple Toffee with Pistachios
Our most sought-after confection, this gem features our house-made toffee (just local Cabot butter and pure maple sugar) enrobed in high-quality dark chocolate and liberally topped with organic roasted salted pistachios. There's only one thing left to say: Maple toffee with pistachios, will you marry me? This obsession-worthy confection ships fresh. Piece size will vary.
Ingredients: maple toffee (Vermont maple sugar, Cabot salted butter), cocoa, sugar, organic roasted salted pistachios, sunflower lecithin, vanilla bean
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Yummy Maple Toffee With Pistachios on Top
I now give this as a hostess present and as a birthday gift to olders - it is always a hit! It’s just different enough - pretty in presentation and a sure fired hit! So it’s become my go to!

Great chocolate!
The chocolate is always great but this time there was a big shipping charge. It used to be free with a large order.

Best treat!
I send these to my daughter in law frequently! I know she will always love them!!

Fabulous Vermonty chocolate Treat
Well we have given this as a gift before and it is always a big hit - twice afterwards the recipient wanted to come to Rabble-Rouser in person!

best candy ever!
I bought a box of this as a gift. I opened the box and ate one small piece to try it. Within two days I'd eaten the entire box. So I ordered a replacement -- and ended up eating that one, too. I don't even like sweets! I almost never eat candy or dessert in any form, not even tempted. But this is rich and crunchy and salty along with sweet. I've since ordered five more boxes because I want to give them to everyone. And I've stashed them out of view in a spare room so I don't end up eating them myself.

Chocolate Pecan Turtles
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Pecan Turtles
Crisp pecans, good chocolate, tasty treat

Dark chocolate turtles
They were delicious. I will definitely buy rather again. Lisa
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thank you again Lisa!
