Chocolate pecan turtles

Diversity comes in all flavors! We've got peppermint, caramelized, or divine dark chocolate. Rabble-Rouser wants to raise $100,000 for Planned Parenthood of Northern New England with 100,000 Vulvas, naturally made with the best chocolate available to humankind. You support reproductive healthcare and sexuality education with every one you buy. Complete with an educational collectors card (designed by Dutch illustrator Hilde Atalanta of The Vulva Gallery, in collaboration with our Chocolate Vulva campaign), these beautiful confections are great for the office (well, most offices), friends, and baby showers; for women, men, girls, and everyone.

Collect all 8 and spread the VulvaLution!

Our most sought-after confection, this gem features our house-made toffee (just local Cabot butter and pure maple sugar) enrobed in high-quality dark chocolate and liberally topped with organic roasted, salted pistachios. There's only one thing left to say: Maple toffee with pistachios, will you marry me? This obsession-worthy confection ships fresh. Piece size will vary.

Triple your love with this three pack of dark chocolate-dipped maple hearts. Give them to your true love. Or loves. Better yet, save them for yourself. (We won't tell. Cross our hearts!)

A serious cookie for folks with seriously good taste. We dip our house-made, all-butter shortbread cookies into our top-quality dark chocolate and sprinkle it with delicate flakes of French sea salt. 2 cookies per bag. Net weight 2 ounces. Shapes may vary.

Every Rabble-Rouser handmade chocolate cow is a unique moo-er in the herd. Symbols of Vermont country roads, these solid Holy Cows are hand-spotted and poured with top-quality white chocolate and wild-grown dark chocolate. Spots will vary.